That jokes

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.