That jokes

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

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What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!

My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.