That jokes
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Memes
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.