That jokes
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.