My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
