That jokes
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Wait, that's me.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.