That jokes
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".