That jokes
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.