That jokes

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

Why did the old man fall down a well?

He couldn't see that well.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.