That jokes

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.