That jokes
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!