That jokes

Accident

    • One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

    Friend

    • I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

    Stork

    • A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

    Dad said, "It is, Son."

    Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

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    • Necrophilia

    • Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

    That's what happened to my dog.

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    • Cow

    • Two cows are grazing in a field.

    One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

    The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

    Plane

    • "Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

    Birthday

    • I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

    They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

    It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

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    • Orphan

    • Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

    What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

    Sister

    • Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

    Red: snooore, snoooore

    Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

    Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

    Chuck VS RED

    Both LOSE!

    Pothead

    • What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

    Penaldo

    • Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

    We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

    Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

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    • Penaldo

    • Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

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    • Visa

    • I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

    The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

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    • Penaldo

    • Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

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