That jokes
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.