That jokes

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

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Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?