That jokes

Wife

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I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Hairline

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I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Son

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Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Sandal

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I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Team

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"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Cockroach

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Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Hairline

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Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Finger

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I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

Angel

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Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

Russia

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It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.