That jokes
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."