Terrorist

Terrorist Jokes

Mirror

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Weed

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Comedy

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

9/11

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Pakistan

People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

Difference

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Sex

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Similarity

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.