Terrorism jokes
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Fall
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?