Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Memes

9/11

9/11 jokes
A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

Gamer

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Marathon

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Stereotype

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Terrorist

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.