Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Memes

Baby

9/11 jokes
A surreal image depicting the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City. The left tower has the face of a crying or screaming baby superimposed on its side. A disembodied hand holds a tampon, appearing to insert it into the right tower. The cityscape is visible at the bottom.

Gamer

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Marathon

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Stereotype

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Terrorist

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.