This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Terrorism Jokes
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
