Terrorism jokes
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!