Terrorism jokes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Just do it.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
He scares me
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."