Terrorism jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.