Terrorism jokes
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Memes
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Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.