Terrorism jokes

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"