Terrorism jokes

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.