Terrorism jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Memes
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.