Terrorism jokes
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.