Terrorism jokes
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.