Terrorism jokes

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!