Terrorism jokes

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?