Terrorism jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!