Terrorism jokes
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!