Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Terrorism Jokes
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
