Terrorism jokes

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!