Terrorism jokes
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
He scares me
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.