Terrorism jokes
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Memes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.