Terrorism jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.