Terrorism jokes

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in between 9/11.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost 2 towers.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.