Terrorism jokes

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"