Terrorism jokes
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa