Terrorism jokes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!