What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo
HEAD AND SOLDIERS !!!!
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries
Why did the terrorist not go undercover? Bcz he blew it
I saw some terrorists on family feud, it looked like they had 3 strikes.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
