Terrorism jokes
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Get pranked, bozo!
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.