Terrorism jokes
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Memes
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.