Terrorism jokes

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.