Terrorism jokes
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.