Terrorism jokes

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.