Terrorism jokes

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Bomb.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.