Terrorism jokes
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
He was so close but so far
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Obama got Osama.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.