Terrorism jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Memes
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.