Terrorism jokes
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Memes
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.