Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Terrorism Jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
