Terrorism jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
He scares me
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
9/11.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.