Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Bomb

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Tower

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Memes

Baby

9/11 jokes
A surreal image depicting the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City. The left tower has the face of a crying or screaming baby superimposed on its side. A disembodied hand holds a tampon, appearing to insert it into the right tower. The cityscape is visible at the bottom.

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Terrorist

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

People

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

Friend

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."