Terrorism jokes

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.