I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Bin Ladenβs kid comes sad from school.
βDad, I got an F in Geography class!β
βWhy is that?β
βThe teacher asked me whatβs the tallest building in New York and I said βEmpire State Building.ββ
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, βLet dad handle this one.β
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Donβt make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
