Terrorism jokes

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.