Terrorism jokes

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?

One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.