Terrorism jokes

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Who are the fastest readers?

The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.