Terrorism jokes

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.