Terrorism jokes

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.