Terrorism jokes
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Fall
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
2,996 kill streak, boom!