Terrorism jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
Boom, it went.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.