Terrorism jokes

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost 2 towers.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.