Terrorism jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.