Terrorism jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."