What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
