Terrorism jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.