Terrorism jokes

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.