Terrorism jokes
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.