Terrorism jokes
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Memes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.