Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Terrorism Jokes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
