Terrorism jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Memes
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.