Terrorism jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.