Terrorism jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Fall
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.