Terrorism jokes
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Memes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.