Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
