Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.