Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.