I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.