Terrorism jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.