Terrorism jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.