A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
