Terrorism jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Get pranked, bozo!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.