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Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."