Terrorism jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

it was just a prank bro.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

"Black midget porn is in 911."

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.