Tell a joke jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn鈥檛 really land well.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
I would tell a joke, but I鈥檓 sad my dad died in 9/11. He鈥檚 the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who鈥檚 there?" "I don鈥檛 remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 馃槀
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I鈥檇 tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it鈥檚 dead in the water.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.