Tell a joke jokes

Abuse

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

Emo

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Baby

    I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

    Death

    I can tell a joke :)

    Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

    Abuse

    I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

    Memes

    Man

    Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

    Abuse

    I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

    Fetus

    I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

    Ear

    Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

    Because there's too many ears.

    Kobe

    I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

    People

    When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

    When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

    We never met again.

    Pilot

    I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

    Cow

    A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

    I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

    Dad

    I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.