Tell a joke jokes

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.