Tell a joke jokes

Pilot

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything because trauma or she just wasn't there