Tell a joke jokes

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.