When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
