Technology

Technology jokes

People

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Condom

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Memes

Lie

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Cheese

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.

Baby

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

Car Accident

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Phone

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

Girl

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."