Technology jokes
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.