Technology jokes
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Memes
Sad so sad
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.