Technology jokes
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
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What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.