Technology jokes
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Memes
What's your size?
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?