Technology jokes
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.