New Technology Jokes - Page 43

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.