Technology jokes
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Alya, do you have Discord?
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.