How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Electricity.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
