Technology jokes
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You dream in 4K.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.