What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
