why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
What's a spider-manโs dream job? Web developer.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
dam this computers stop working its got autism
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Secretly, Iโm a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, โIโve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!โ
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Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
