My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
remember 2000 it was scary
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesnβt have a home page.
52. Whatβs the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I donβt have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
22. Give a man a match, and heβll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn Μt scan the barcode on my arm.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
facial detection? more like racial detection
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
