Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Technology Jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
