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Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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    • Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

    Woman two: "Did that work?"

    Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

    A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

    Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

    Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

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    • I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

    He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

    What do you call a router in a thong?

    CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

    Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

    The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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    • What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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    • Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

    The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

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