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Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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    • A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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    • There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

    It's called "Unplugged!"

    What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

    "Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"

    My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.

    I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

    How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

    They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"