Technology jokes
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!