Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! π
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
βRIPβ Cai Lun.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.