Technology jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.