Technology jokes
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.