Technology jokes
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/