Technology jokes
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
He lost Wifi connection...
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.