Technology jokes
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.