Technology jokes
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
He lost Wifi connection...
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.