Technology jokes
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Very funny battery joke.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Cyber Monday
I love my new phone.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.