Technology jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Very funny battery joke.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?