Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Technology Jokes
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Guys to wind the clock up?
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
