Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Technology Jokes
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Very funny battery joke.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Cyber Monday
I love my new phone.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
