Technology jokes
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.