Technology jokes
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?