Technology jokes
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Redmi
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.