Teamwork jokes
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.