Team jokes
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.