Team jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
China should be a baseball team.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What is baseball?
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"