Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Cleveland Browns
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
