When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
we (DYM 25)
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
China should be a baseball team.
