one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
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Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
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Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
When I got to school they gave me an acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher, and aced her
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
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