When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
A teacher says “if you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars how much do you have” Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front but the teacher called on her anyway. The girl said. “ My parents left me so I would have one dollar.”