Teacher Jokes

I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems

There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner

What’s a teacher favorite tree

A geometry

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard

1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground

do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine

:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home

The orphan where do I go

The teacher home

Orphan catch me on the streets then

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!