We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
